To those earth-born and earth-bound. Mission Earth is the collected and unpublished slothful scribblings or ec(o)lectic thoughts of an unwordly wise soul disguised as a green-munching, tree-loving-and-clinging, ten-toed, sloven and sodden sloth. Our mission is not to mislead but to lead you and your precious sense of sloth to greater heights of inactivity. May your blindspots serve you well and may you burn these thoughts, impermanently, on your brain. Slothfully yours.